Lesbian Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan has a girlfriend now?? And may be engaged to her????

While it's not impossible to sleep with every man in Hollywood (wasn't there even Bruce Willis?) and then fall in love with a girl, I'm just very suspicious. It seems like everything these girls do is for publicity. Lohan has made probably ten films in a row that were absolutely unwatchable. And I think people expected great things from her. I loved her in The Parent Trap!! (And Freaky Friday and Mean Girls) But she hasn't been able to transcend these teenage roles.

Since these girls (Lohan, Nicole Richie, Jessica Biel/Alba, etc. etc.) have so little talent, they always need some sort of image to fall back on. And that image needs to keep changing so short-attention spaned views don't get bored. Britney Spears has never been that cold because she is always doing something ridiculous and tragic. For a while now the "in" thing to do was to go the wholesome, reformed, mother route and pop out some children. Maybe the other route is still to have a bit of a tragic image, but reform through rehab and then get a lesbian girlfriend?

Or perhaps Lindsay has dealt with so many shitty men over the past few years she did the most logical thing possible?? I know me and many of my female friends have considered it...